Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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