Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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