So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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