u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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