You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
drinking out of a sandbucket again
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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