dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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