He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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