I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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