I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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