the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
