he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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