Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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