..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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