We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
