I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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