so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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