its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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