people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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