And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Dear god my vagina.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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