glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize