Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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