ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
