is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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