doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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