some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
True strength comes from lack of pants
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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