Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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