I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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