How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I intend to get homeless drunk
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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