Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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