I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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