Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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