what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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