It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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