she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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