I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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