So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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