You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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