I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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