yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
false alarm. still invincible.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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