dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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