Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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