Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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