He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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