pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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