if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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