"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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