Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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