I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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