I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
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