Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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