I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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