You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
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