It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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